A Selection of Celebrities Who Want You to Think They’re Illuminati

What is Illuminati?
::people claiming to possess special enlightenment or knowledge of something.

The Illuminati is a secret society that has been around since 1776, they want to create a one world government, with themselves in charge. The Illuminati are generally powerful and rich people. The Illuminati will kill anyone, anywhere at any time to get what they need. 

The people that are "Anti-New World Order" and speak out against the Illuminati will be murdered like 2Pac andMichael Jackson. 2Pac and Michael Jackson were going to warn the entire world about what the Illuminati are planning. If you look at the title of 2Pac's album "The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory" for example; 2Pac was referring to the Illuminati in this title, Kill + Illuminati. In the song "They Don't Care About Us" by Michael Jackson, "they" is the Illuminati. The Illuminati killed 2Pac, Michael Jackson, Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, Jon Lennon, Jimi Hendrix, John F. Kennedy, Abe Lincoln, Princess Diana, Martin Luther King, the list goes on. 

The Illuminati control everything, the music industry, film industry, pharmaceutical (legal industry), medical industry, colleges, banking institutions, Wall Street and the Political System. Their symbol is even on our money.

The Illuminati control our Presidential Elections. Usually the president, who gets the most sponsorship, in the form of money and media coverage, wins the election. The Illuminati control the media, so whoever the Illuminati choose as a presidential candidate will win the election. They will also sponsor the other candidate too, to have entertainment for the public. Sometimes this does not always go according to plan, for example, in the election between George W. Bush and Al Gore. In Florida George W. Bush "won" over Al Gore. The Illuminati cheated so that their pre-elected candidate would win presidency. The Illuminati choose the presidential candidate with the closest blood lines. 



These are the thirteen families in the Illuminati: 
1. Astor 
2. Bundy 
3. Collins 
4. DuPont 
5. Freeman 
6. Kennedy 
7. Li (Chinese) 
8. Onassis 
9. Rockefeller 
10. Rothschild 
11. Russell 
12. van Duyn 
13. Merovingian (European Royal Families) 
These families have "ties" with the Illuminati: 
1. Reynolds 
2. Disney 
3. Krupp 
4. McDonald 

Most of the major wars and economic depressions/recessions of the past 100 years were carefully planned out by the Illuminati. Some of these include: The Spanish-American War, WWI, WWII, The Great Depression, the Rise of Nazi Germany, Korean War, Vietnam War, 1991 Gulf War and French Revolution. 

Do you remember all of the unnecessary hype about the New Millennium, or the alleged Y2K crisis? This hype was created by the Illuminati. This had people selling their homes, building shelters, stocking up on survival kits, etc. The Illuminati are also building hype for a 2012 phenomenon. I do not think that anything major is going to happen in 2012. When 2012 comes and goes, it will be shown to be the biggest hoax since the Y2K phenomenon.



Here are the List of Celebrities Who Want You to Think They’re Illuminati.
Justify by yourself.

Rihanna (and Kanye West and Jay-Z)

The two-hand triangle is a favorite of Illuminati watchers, who claim it’s an allusion to Illuminati iconography — specifically the pyramid crowned by the all-seeing eye of Satan (the same pyramid on the back of the US dollar bill, since you’re asking).

LeBron James

Sadly, the New World Order didn’t stop him from fouling out this week against the Pacers.

Daft Punk

See, people, it’s a pyramid!

Lady Gaga

The one-hand-covering-the-face thing is another favorite, apparently again evoking the single eye of Satan symbol. Clearly, photographs of celebrities covering one side of their face aren’t exactly hard to come by, which only goes to show that the Illuminati rule everything, right? Right?

Justin Bieber

Aw, no, not lil Justin too?

Emma Watson

Actually, when you think about it, it’s amazing that that the Illuminati-watchers haven’t made more of a fuss about Harry Potter, given its global success and its connotations of magic/witchcraft/etc. Still, you’ll be happy to know that the pose Emma Watson is striking here did not escape their notice.

Nicki Minaj

Next up: devil horns. You’ll be entirely unsurprised that a society devoted to devil worship doesn’t mind throwing the occasional devil horn symbol, as evidenced here by noted Illuminati luminary Nicki Minaj. Yes, people, you heard it here first: the world is secretly ruled by metalheads.

Céline Dion

This is the single best image we’ve come across on any Illuminati-watching website — apparently Céline Dion’s pose here is, again, an Illuminati allusion. We’ve always thought the devil was entirely responsible for Dion and her work, but even so… well, this seems like a stretch, unless you consider randomly drawing ellipses on photos of celebrities to be proof of a wide-ranging conspiracy.

Jay-Z

And finally, the Grand Panjandrum of them all: Jay-Z, who apparently rules the world. Or at least the Barclays Center.